You’s down on the corner wavin’ hi
I’s in my pick-up truck just truckin’ by
We’re separate, but we just might join forces

You’s a real fine woman, I’m a manly man
You’re wearin’ a bikini/ got a gun in ma hand
You like flowers, i like steak, and we both like horses

But if you wanna love me girl like you tell me so
Then there’s one thing that you oughta knowwww

I got eczema baby
and it’s drivin me crazy
whoa-oa lovin me’s as easy as ones two threes
Long as you can love my skin disease
Yeah eczema

We love the rodeo, we’re on the farm all day
We don’t read books ‘cause we’re USA
Yeah we’re the people of each other’s dreams

You wanna go hunt deer in the woods with me
But I can’t because I’ve got phototherapy
And I still gotta apply my topical creams

Will we both get married just like husbands marry wives?
Shoot, I dunno! Big life changes always give me hives…

(oh wait, that ain’t hives!)

That’s eczema baby!
Yeah it’s drivin me crazy
Oh it’s not a terminal illness
and that’s pretty cool
But I’ll never had take my shirt off at the pool
Yeah Eczema

Yeah if you don’t like this kind of man girl, just keep movin on
I’ll just keep on drinkin beers alone and puttin lotion on!!!

Yeah I got eczema baby (c’mon boys!)
And it’s drivin me crazy
Yeah if you love me right they’ll never divide us
Even tho I’ve got contact dermatitis (contact dermatitis...contact dermatitis)
Yeah eczema