LYRICS:

(Intro)

I’m so chill yeah, ain’t no frills yeah
Don’t wear no Louboutins I only shop at Loehmann’s
No disputin’, I eat gluten
I ain’t no hourglass, I’m shaped more like a snowman

Diet? Don’t try it.
Kale? Can’t afford to buy it.
Quinoa? Well she gave it shot
But now it’s Microwave oatmeal
Drop it like it’s hot

You you know me, I’m so low key
my entourage is just my mom and my friend Rosie (hiee)
We hit the floor, rollin’ to the drug store
Sale on tampons baby, 2 for 1, yeah gimmee more

Crocs with socks
Where my normal ladies at?
Scoops of Coups
Where my normal ladies at?

Wake up early, catch the train
Big ass coffee, wake up my brain
take the subway , save on gas,
Oops I dropped a fart out my ***

Hell yes I’m real
Down to earth and that’s my deal
I hate to break your hearts
But Rihanna also farts

Ok check it out she’s mad intense
When she talking bout her flatulence
A regular woman, She pees and poops
So down to earth , She got fuckin roots.

Yeah my job
Is hella temporary
I get paid 10.50 every hour
Yeah my bank account’s a little scary
Last week Con Ed dont turned off my power OH
I don’t have HBO-O-O
Co-workers talking Game of Thrones
Im checking Facebook on my phone
Cuz I’m a normal girl

Yeah she’s average run of the mill
She sometimes takes her birth control pills

Comfort not fashion that’s a no brainer
Goes to sleep with a blue retainer

Taking Molly, but it’s not cool
That’s her niece she takes to school

Absent-minded, here we go
Diva cup on overflow

Takes a cruise on her vacation
Staten Island Ferry yeah
Wears a t-shirt on the beach
Self-conscious ‘bout this area
Instagram’s her paparazzi
All these pictures of my cat
If you’re average then get at me
Where my normal ladies at?

(Dance Break)

Help yourself to any of this hummus
Let’s binge watch some hoarders on the tube
I’ve got condoms that are in here somewhere
Hope it’s cool: I gotta lotta pubes
A couple stray hairs on my boobs
I’m wearing grandma underwear
And I don’t even fucking care
Cause I’m a down to earth girl

(Outro)